JOE, JO, AND THE ESSENCE OF IMBIBING

Joo’s wine rack was legendary in these parts, a testament to his unbridled palate. Jo, on the other hand, preferred sparkling cider. Their differences often became fodder for friendly wager at their favorite watering hole, the Jolly Sailor. One night, after a particularly rowdy game of darts, Joo declared he could drink Jo under the table, and